Ok, let's pretend for a second that my Target boots aren't horribly back ordered, which explains why they aren't yet on my feet. Instead, they are really:
a. being held hostage by a mailman that holds a grudge
b. resting in Vogue's fashion closet
c. on Miley Cyrus' feet, because she wanted them too (ew!)
d. a figment of my imagination
either way, Target can I please have my boots now?