Snag Some Tights

It's snowing in Ohio... which has me wanting to bundle up in warmth and coziness and not move from the couch. Oh wait, that is exactly what I have been doing. But should I go outside, would I look ridic in ripped tights? Let's be honest, I have come home at 3am after a long night in snagged tights at least once or twice in my day, but never on purpose.