3:09 me: I'm thinking of growing out my hair for locks of love. Think I can do it?
3:42 hairdresser: no
3:44 hairdresser: Don't make me slap you
3:48 me: but it would be a good deed!
3:49 hairdresser: u having ur hair short and looking beautiful is ur good deed
3:49 me: I love u!!!
3:51 hairdresser: that's what I'm here for. Talking you down from ledges.
5:03 me: but seriously, I could do it.