Conversations at Fashion Week

I can only imagine what these two are thinking while this picture was being taken."So, uh Audrina, my neckbone - is it sticking out?"
"Oh totally. You look totally boney. What about me? Do I look smart?"
"Smart? What? Oh, of course you do sweetie. But back to me. Do I look bloated? Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have had that glass of soda water. Bubbles make you bloated."
"No, no... you are fine. Wait, maybe if I tilt my head to the left I will look... wait what was I doing again? Oh whatever, after this picture of over you wanna go share a cracker?"